Being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

i-wanna-learn-to-play-the-banjo:
Make a fist and put it in the center of this.
The dots appear to come faster.
SHIT WHAT IS THAT?!
What the actual fuck…I CANT EVEN!
(via gigglingbean)
Posting this as a photoset. This man is incredible, I hope I can be like him someday :)
God bless this man.
(via healthy-is-the-way-to-go)
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
He was alfredo dying, but it happened anyway.
(via soon2befit)










